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A Grandfather`s Life Advise --Charlie Gates.

When I was a young boy my grandaddy gave me this advice ,and it`s helped me all through my life I`d like to share it with y`all  . He said : you`ll never be what you want to be you`re already too fat and stupid to go into space . Those kids who bully you seem to have the right idea ,I exspect you`ll be working for one of them one day.There`s no point looking for true love .Everyone ends up settling in the end .Take a look at your grandma, You think I wanted that I was younger ? . Tits like those on a front cover of National Geographic .Nagging , complaining  The older I get, the more I wonder if it`s not just better to die alone like a dog in the street . Of course like most of the men in our family You will probably turn to the bottle ,distract  yourself with smoking ,gambling ,whores et cetera ,which is fine for a while .But as you get older the hangovers get worse and that master-slave relationship you`ve developed with drink can turn on its head , until you`re pan-handling Chinese tourists for a shot of whiskey like your daddy does. Which I guess is a long-winded way of saying : Happy Birthday . You`re eight years old now and if I can give you one piece of advice , it`s just to keep your head down ,bend over,take all the bullshit and greet the sweet release of death like an old friend when it comes...

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